I come in fleece -Electron Fingering,100 grams, 437 yds

 Okay, so you've had your first encounter with an alien race. They don't seem hostile, and might even be friendly. So, how do you let them know you don't want to hurt them?
You say hello. The classic way to do this of course is by saying I come in peace.... wait no, thats not right I Come in Fleece! Yes that's it! If all goes well diplomatic relations might be established. If not, well...

The invasion of your stash is imminent. From this point the extraterrestrial life will use your yarn as they see fit.

Electron Sock Base: 85% SW Merino 15% Nylon, 100 grams, 400m (437 yds).

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